oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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