I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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