I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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