when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
farters have to be the big spoon...
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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