pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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