I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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