The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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