i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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