Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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