So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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