Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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