Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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