He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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