Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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