Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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