I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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