is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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