I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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