Jerry, you need to find god
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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