why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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