sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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