quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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