I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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