omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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