i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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