that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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