Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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