I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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