so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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