Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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