I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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