So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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There was a lot of him and a little penis
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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