Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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