haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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it glows. i had to have it.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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