I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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