I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
