ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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