I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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