Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You almost got us killed.
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when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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