she looked like the bat from fern gully.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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