it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize