oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm getting married
To pizza
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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