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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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