Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Randomize
