Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
When are your genitals available?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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