the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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