I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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