i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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