can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Your cock deserves a montage
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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