Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Randomize