My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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