People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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