I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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