so that wasnt chicken after all
I will die if light touches me.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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