Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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