that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
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