he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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