Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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