ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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