I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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