When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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