What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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